The monster mash.

Halloween was once again frightfully exciting. One of my few complaints was the lack of chocolate at the party. Who has a halloween party with **NO** chocolate. Chocolate, that divine creation. Chocolate, that ultimate creamy goodness. Chocolate, my dark dark mistress....(wiping drool from side of my mouth).

I've also been asked for a picture of my halloween costume. Here is one paparazzi shot of the wife, er...umm... Ms. Monroe, and I. Our story is this, Marilyn was roughed up by Joe DiMaggio when he found out about her illicit dealings with the muy famoso el luchador known only as El Guapo.



The only thing scarier I saw during this haunting season was Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson on the Jimmy Kimmel Show singing the Monster Mash song. Shivering, shivering...